Limshavdud is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered wyrm.

Limshavdud created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limshavdud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limshavdud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Limshavdud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Limshavdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near pigs.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing yellow hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your chest.

3. Put Limshavdud first in all things.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Fast once a month.