Hudsanfutfommilhon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able centaur.

Hudsanfutfommilhon created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudsanfutfommilhon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hudsanfutfommilhon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hudsanfutfommilhon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hudsanfutfommilhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never mark doors with blue.

3. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never gather nine turtles near walls.