Ratbopmit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet hare.

Ratbopmit created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratbopmit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratbopmit, it will cry a lot.

Ratbopmit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ratbopmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Never wear cyan trousers.

5. Never talk about moons.