Gut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Gut created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gut, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gut's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never think about dark matter near tortoises while wearing blue boots and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.