Cibyikyart is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent mongoose.

Cibyikyart created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibyikyart, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibyikyart, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cibyikyart's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cibyikyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing white dresses and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.