Rapbestomt is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent porpoise.

Rapbestomt created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbestomt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rapbestomt, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rapbestomt's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rapbestomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.