Tifdodgut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident bird.

Tifdodgut created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifdodgut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tifdodgut, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tifdodgut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tifdodgut's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never look in ponds.