Vingudbum is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic salamander.

Vingudbum created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vingudbum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vingudbum, she will turn you into a tree.

Vingudbum's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vingudbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always take life seriously.