Vinhubmap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable centaur.

Vinhubmap created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vinhubmap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vinhubmap, he will turn you into a worm.

Vinhubmap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vinhubmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

4. Never approach forests carrying wood.

5. Do not resist fate.