Cubgemwat Jinlatbam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous bird.

Cubgemwat Jinlatbam created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubgemwat Jinlatbam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubgemwat Jinlatbam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cubgemwat Jinlatbam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cubgemwat Jinlatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cubgemwat Jinlatbam first in all things.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Never mix corn with blood.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.