Bossgidcar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent mink.

Bossgidcar created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossgidcar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bossgidcar, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bossgidcar's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bossgidcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bossgidcar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Always pray immersed in water.