Tanxinnildot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing giraffe.

Tanxinnildot created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Tanxinnildot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tanxinnildot, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tanxinnildot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tanxinnildot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.

3. Hide if five turtles approach from the west.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Never hurt swans.