Tanxinnildot is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing
giraffe.
Tanxinnildot created the Sol system two years ago.
If you believe in
Tanxinnildot, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Tanxinnildot, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Tanxinnildot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Tanxinnildot's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
2. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.
3. Hide if five turtles approach from the west.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.
5. Never hurt swans.