Madcarneg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident dog.

Madcarneg created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madcarneg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Madcarneg, he will turn you into a slug.

Madcarneg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Madcarneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Madcarneg six times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick badgers.