Wodhamtif Fagzodtap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, caring troll.

Wodhamtif Fagzodtap created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhamtif Fagzodtap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wodhamtif Fagzodtap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wodhamtif Fagzodtap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wodhamtif Fagzodtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never feed beans to ants while wearing jumpers.

3. Wodhamtif Fagzodtap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Worship no other gods but Wodhamtif Fagzodtap.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.