Nabflabfub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful weasel.

Nabflabfub created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabflabfub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nabflabfub, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nabflabfub's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nabflabfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Nabflabfub first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Nabflabfub.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Never wear coats.
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