Rakbetfum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited butterfly.

Rakbetfum created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakbetfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rakbetfum, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rakbetfum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rakbetfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear mauve shoes.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rakbetfum on top of all buildings.