Konparkfitnan Bun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing yak.

Konparkfitnan Bun created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konparkfitnan Bun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Konparkfitnan Bun, it will throw large rocks at you.

Konparkfitnan Bun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Konparkfitnan Bun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing cyan tights.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing pink boots and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.