Wipshavgep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic dove.

Wipshavgep created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipshavgep, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wipshavgep, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wipshavgep's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Wipshavgep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.