Wanlanfit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive clam.

Wanlanfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanlanfit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wanlanfit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wanlanfit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wanlanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place spinach upon stone.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from red ducks for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help great tits in need.