Botbatlag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, irritating hummingbird.

Botbatlag created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Botbatlag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Botbatlag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Botbatlag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Botbatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.