Vinbarnhan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, contented meerkat.

Vinbarnhan created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbarnhan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vinbarnhan, it will torture you forever.

Vinbarnhan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vinbarnhan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to geese while wearing green trousers.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.