Zagbessak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless shrew.

Zagbessak created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Zagbessak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagbessak, he will turn you into a hamster.

Zagbessak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zagbessak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must pray to Zagbessak three times a day.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look in ponds.