Quimdisstal is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy hippopotamus.

Quimdisstal created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdisstal, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quimdisstal, it will manifest in front of you.

Quimdisstal's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quimdisstal's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill badgers.