Jintanfom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient armadillo.

Jintanfom created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jintanfom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jintanfom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jintanfom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jintanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from blue otters for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Never wear orange stockings.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.