Sindintapciss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving troll.

Sindintapciss created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sindintapciss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sindintapciss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sindintapciss' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sindintapciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing indigo tights and balancing three silver spheres on your feet.