Bomdod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic meerkat.

Bomdod created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bomdod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bomdod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bomdod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bomdod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bomdod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Bomdod on top of important buildings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.