Pibwadmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful rat.

Pibwadmeg created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibwadmeg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pibwadmeg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pibwadmeg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pibwadmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing yellow shorts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. You must never eat spinach.