Zancatarf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient dingo.

Zancatarf created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Zancatarf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zancatarf, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Zancatarf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Zancatarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.