Minlakduss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever weasel.

Minlakduss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Minlakduss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Minlakduss, she will destroy your home planet.

Minlakduss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Minlakduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with violet markings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never gather five doves in one place.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.