Dotyakbassbat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind armadillo.

Dotyakbassbat created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Dotyakbassbat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dotyakbassbat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dotyakbassbat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dotyakbassbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dotyakbassbat on top of all buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Worship no other gods but Dotyakbassbat.