Gumtanfut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthoughtful coyote.

Gumtanfut created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumtanfut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gumtanfut, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gumtanfut's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gumtanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gumtanfut on top of all buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Erect three zinc sculptures of Gumtanfut on top of important buildings.