Sidtiparm is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, almighty cat.

Sidtiparm created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtiparm, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sidtiparm, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sidtiparm's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sidtiparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Never adorn your hands with purple markings.