Rot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able rat.

Rot created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Rot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rot's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never paint your face white.