Cibhugxin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody gorilla.

Cibhugxin created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibhugxin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cibhugxin, it will turn you into a rock.

Cibhugxin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cibhugxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured rats.