Wanliglidlarglun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish dingo.

Wanliglidlarglun created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanliglidlarglun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wanliglidlarglun, it will turn you into a goat.

Wanliglidlarglun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wanliglidlarglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.