Nurflatran is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent centaur.

Nurflatran created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurflatran, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurflatran, he will send you a sign.

Nurflatran's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nurflatran's Holy Commandments

1. Always store aubergines above ground.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing blue boots.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.