Fotsuglamhen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless seal.

Fotsuglamhen created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotsuglamhen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fotsuglamhen, she will think nothing of it.

Fotsuglamhen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fotsuglamhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never prepare peanuts during summer.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

5. Never talk about fire.