Badlagnullspagstragrutcuttonk Dograksaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil gerbil.

Badlagnullspagstragrutcuttonk Dograksaf created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badlagnullspagstragrutcuttonk Dograksaf, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Badlagnullspagstragrutcuttonk Dograksaf, he will remove you from existence.

Badlagnullspagstragrutcuttonk Dograksaf's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Badlagnullspagstragrutcuttonk Dograksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not stand on grass.