Govdotham is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring snail.

Govdotham created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Govdotham, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Govdotham, it will turn you into a plant.

Govdotham's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Govdotham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Govdotham in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from violet doves for they are unholy.