Rulgep is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unjust raccoon.

Rulgep created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rulgep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rulgep, she will turn you into a dog.

Rulgep's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rulgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Rulgep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never think about optics near otters while wearing yellow stockings and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.