Piddaghengonlimratrigbep Jannillbast is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy fly.

Piddaghengonlimratrigbep Jannillbast created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Piddaghengonlimratrigbep Jannillbast, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Piddaghengonlimratrigbep Jannillbast, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Piddaghengonlimratrigbep Jannillbast's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Piddaghengonlimratrigbep Jannillbast's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not sprint in public.