Kancutdab Barnrigtip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, blissful squirrel.

Kancutdab Barnrigtip created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kancutdab Barnrigtip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kancutdab Barnrigtip, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kancutdab Barnrigtip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kancutdab Barnrigtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never leap in the presence of ants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Never mix bread with ash.

5. You must never eat peas.