Sogkargig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective squid.

Sogkargig created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogkargig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sogkargig, it will turn you into a mole.

Sogkargig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sogkargig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Sogkargig's name in vain.