Flammabdotdan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving gnu.

Flammabdotdan created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Flammabdotdan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flammabdotdan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Flammabdotdan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Flammabdotdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Never remain prostrate at midday.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Flammabdotdan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never talk about foxes.