Larglogjad is a god.
She takes the form of a large, sapient
goose.
Larglogjad created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larglogjad, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Larglogjad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Larglogjad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Larglogjad's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never talk about planets.
3. Larglogjad loves sheep, so they must be respected.
4. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Larglogjad on top of important buildings.
5. Larglogjad loves frogs, so they must be honoured.