Dossjopgup is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous goat.

Dossjopgup created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossjopgup, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dossjopgup, he will make you grow a tail.

Dossjopgup's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dossjopgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.