Gilpanmot is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless
dolphin.
Gilpanmot created the world four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gilpanmot, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gilpanmot, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Gilpanmot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Gilpanmot's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always look after injured manatees.
4. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.