Tamkanhub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced crocodile.

Tamkanhub created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamkanhub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tamkanhub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tamkanhub's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tamkanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.