Kimgilzen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kimgilzen created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgilzen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimgilzen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kimgilzen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kimgilzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not name children after dolphins.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.