Mobwegrow is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient finch.

Mobwegrow created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobwegrow, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mobwegrow, she will destroy your home solar system.

Mobwegrow's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mobwegrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Respect your elders.