Gep is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest dragonfly.

Gep created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gep, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gep's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not study enzymes on holy days.