Gombadjonlap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise goose.

Gombadjonlap created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gombadjonlap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gombadjonlap, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gombadjonlap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gombadjonlap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gombadjonlap.

2. Always obey Gombadjonlap's priests.

3. Never prepare strawberries during spring.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.