Tandammanladbadrutlipfud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful squirrel.

Tandammanladbadrutlipfud created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tandammanladbadrutlipfud, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tandammanladbadrutlipfud, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tandammanladbadrutlipfud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tandammanladbadrutlipfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Hide from gray tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.