Abgessbabpog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited zebra.

Abgessbabpog created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abgessbabpog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Abgessbabpog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Abgessbabpog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Abgessbabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head purple.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about cell theory.