Carstikhog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, charitable unicorn.

Carstikhog created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carstikhog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Carstikhog, he will turn you into a goat.

Carstikhog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Carstikhog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing purple scarves and balancing five silver spheres on your face.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.