Latxengar Ganbognillstik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud wyrm.

Latxengar Ganbognillstik created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latxengar Ganbognillstik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latxengar Ganbognillstik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Latxengar Ganbognillstik's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Latxengar Ganbognillstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Latxengar Ganbognillstik's priests.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.