Davhimsom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic camel.

Davhimsom created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Davhimsom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Davhimsom, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Davhimsom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Davhimsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight shrews near towers.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Davhimsom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not hurt voles.