Flangudpak is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident eagle.

Flangudpak created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flangudpak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flangudpak, she will come to you in dreams.

Flangudpak's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Flangudpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flangudpak.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never hurt rats.