Tam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart mink.

Tam created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tam, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Tam on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear magenta shoes.

4. Tam loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Tam.