Mobfarsog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident lion.

Mobfarsog created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfarsog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mobfarsog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mobfarsog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mobfarsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mobfarsog.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.