Cen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast pig.

Cen created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.