Mabkenkemlenfag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Mabkenkemlenfag created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabkenkemlenfag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabkenkemlenfag, she will turn you into a tree.

Mabkenkemlenfag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mabkenkemlenfag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mabkenkemlenfag.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabkenkemlenfag.