Baghunnig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish deer.

Baghunnig created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Baghunnig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Baghunnig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Baghunnig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Baghunnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Baghunnig.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.