Ratwotbot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident frog.

Ratwotbot created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratwotbot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ratwotbot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ratwotbot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ratwotbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to goats while wearing cyan corsets.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Never paint your arms yellow.

4. Worship no other gods but Ratwotbot.

5. Never hurt mites.