Basstomban is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful gorilla.

Basstomban created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Basstomban, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Basstomban, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Basstomban's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Basstomban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.