Narlflapnat Kembusmum Bestvanzim is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful weasel.
Narlflapnat Kembusmum Bestvanzim created parasitic wasps six million years ago.
If you believe in Narlflapnat Kembusmum Bestvanzim, she will approve.
If you do not believe in Narlflapnat Kembusmum Bestvanzim, she will curse you with boils.
Narlflapnat Kembusmum Bestvanzim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Narlflapnat Kembusmum Bestvanzim's Holy Commandments
1. Run away if five doves approach from the west.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Narlflapnat Kembusmum Bestvanzim on top of all buildings.