Stiplenlat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome centipede.

Stiplenlat created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stiplenlat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stiplenlat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Stiplenlat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stiplenlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.